Baby Jesus is watching

Even scarier this Christmas than Stalker-Santa (He sees you when your sleeping; he knows when you're awake.) was the eyes of Jesus--or the police watching Jesus--on the look out for those brazen enough to steal the infant from holiday nativities. The main concern, however, wasn't the connection between Jesus and the divine, or the importance of a yearly religious display. Nope, it was money. Apparently, Jesus is expensive, ranging anywhere from $500 to $1800. But then again, that might be how Jesus helps out those hurting in this economy--steal a statue of me and I'll lift you out of poverty! Read more.